Rant is a series of strong emotion writings from Akingbade Ademide, a university undergraduate from the University of the State of Osun (Uniosun).
The computer science prodigy of the university has been doing a lot of writings from his year one that has won him some award from the department, college and faculty as a whole.
Wizimatic presents you Rant_367 which is more of a conversation of his residential area within the premises of the school between the Osogbo NEPA vs Osogbo Rain and i’m sure you’d love it.
Rain: Watxup buddy, I’m gonna rain.
NEPA: Wait till tomorrow.
NEPA: We just really restored their light.
Rain: I’m just going to rain a little.
NEPA: I don’t trust you.
Rain: just a little. You will see.
NEPA: okay then. I will leave the lights on.
*Dark Cloud. Storm. Huge tornado.
NEPA: I thought you said you are going to rain just a little?
Rain: Nigga, But I haven’t even started now.
*NEPA flash light angrily.
45min of rain.
*Full ocean everywhere. My spread clothes lying in dirt meters away from the line. Sinful weather in every room.
Rain: I’m done.
NEPA: You tried.
Rain: You can restore their light back now.
NEPA: which light?
Rain: That you took before I rained.
NEPA: I thought you said small rain?
Rain: Yes. It was just that, I couldn’t stop myself from peeing. I drank too much water yesterday.
NEPA: I need to dry wire.
Rain: Okay no problem. For how many days?
NEPA: Three days.
Rain: For just that small rain?
NEPA: You rained that much and you’re calling it small rain? Are you not going to rain this year again?
Rain: I’m still going to rain tomorrow’s evening. I gotta pee.
NEPA: It’s not my problem. Ish! They’ve kuku not paid their electricity bill.
Written by: Akingbade Ademide